Or maybe you are psychologically broken: this is The End Of The Human Race. You canâ€™t move - you are at the top of the world. What youâ€™re supposed to do is shoot them. How did you get there? You donâ€™t have time to think: you only have time to realize that you are holding a mammoth laser shotgun, and then notice that waves of cycloptic eyeball-headed blue crystal-skeleton Alien Freaks are jumping in your direction. Youâ€™re standing at the top of a ziggurat. You play the role of The Last Human On Earth. I will say that it will be an honor and a privilege to, for this website, talk about my game without feeling like a marketing sleaze: I had to write a press release and an App Store description the other day, so Iâ€™ve obtained a level up on the skill of succinctly describing my product. Consider this a look at my professional side. (Yes, the previous sentence was a sort of Weird Satire.) I typically use this website to engage in my curious hobbies, one of which is to be a jerk about videogames, so that I can read the negative comments, brainstorming one-liners Iâ€™ll never utter. As of today, itâ€™s available for iOS devices - the iPhone and iPad. Maybe youâ€™ll decide you want to play it.

(You can get the ZiGGURAT soundtrack here.) Bottom line: Angry Birds is “The Video Game We Deserve.”

The game of the angry red button